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February 13th, 2007

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INTP - the Architect
Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 37% Observant, 81% Logical and 0% Structured
a Ninja
You scored 7 Honor, 6 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.

Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity

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You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness

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You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity

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You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent
Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test written by fluffy71 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them. You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most.
As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as you can get swept up in your own ideas and projects. You want to be appreciated for your ability to respond quickly and to fix problems creatively. You need plenty of time to yourself - therefore your parnter must respect your need for independence and originality.
Your group summary: Rationals (NT)
Your type summary: INTP
vincex's shorter version of this test.
My longer version of this same test. The real deal. </td></tr>
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on outgoing

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You scored higher than 99% on observant

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You scored higher than 99% on logical

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You scored higher than 99% on structured
Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Your brain: 20% interpersonal, 120% visual, 180% verbal, and 80% mathematical!
Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.

Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:



  1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
  2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
  3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on interpersonal

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You scored higher than 99% on visual

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You scored higher than 99% on verbal

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You scored higher than 99% on mathematical
Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Very Well-Rounded



You have:
70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
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The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.)

Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.


Try my other test!
The 3 Variable Funny Test
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on Scientific

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You scored higher than 99% on Interpersonal
Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

February 7th, 2006

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Ok, this is for Cathy, who wants me to update, as I am so interesting and hilarious. I was looking into going back to the Art Institute for fashion and retail management. I got the curriculum..and if I started now, I wouldn't be done until I am 24. This would suck.

Here are the classes. I'm not sure what all of the numbers and letters mean. This is just what they sent me. See? I am too dumb for college.

Curriculum sequence—The following matrix shows the logical development of the Fashion and Retail Management program.

1st Quarter FRM110
Introduction to Retailing FRM111
Fashion History I CC111
Color Theory ENG101 Composition and Language

2nd Quarter FRM120
Fashion Drawing FRM121
Fashion History II A211
Fundamentals of Business CPU101
Computer Literacy MTH101
College Math

3rd Quarter CC133
Digital Imaging for Multimedia and Web BUS101
Advertising/Marketing FRM130
Retail Math ID130
Textiles COM101
Speech

4th Quarter FRM210
Sales and Event Promotion BUS104
Accounting FRM211
Apparel Evaluation and Construction ENG102
Composition and
Language

5th Quarter FRM220
Elements of Retail Operations and Technology FRM222
Event and
Fashion Show Production FRM223
Visual Merchandising PSY101
Psychology

6th Quarter FRM230
Merchandise Management A221
Brand Marketing FRM232
Store Planning and Lease Management FRM233
Business Ownership I General Education Elective

7th Quarter FRM310
Intro to Manufacturing FRM311
Business Law FRM313
Business Ownership II ECO101
Economics General Education Elective

8th Quarter A132
Consumer Behavior CC222
Copyright Law FRM320
Trends and Concepts in Apparel BUS105
Human Resource Management General Education Elective

9th Quarter A232
Business Communication FRM330
Product Development FRM331
Current Designers Program Elective General Education Elective

10th Quarter A311
Media Planning and Buying FRM410
International Marketing and Buying A222
Principles of Marketing Research Program Elective General Education Elective

11th Quarter FRM420
Fundamentals of Web Design FRM439
Internship COM301
Advanced Communication General Education Elective

12th Quarter FRM431
Portfolio FRM432
Web Marketing for Fashion and Retail Management
General Education Elective General Education Elective

Program Electives—2
FRM334 Special Topics in Fashion and Retail Management
FRM335 Merchandising Menswear
IMD120 Fundamentals of Multimedia
CC310 Photography
CC230 E-Commerce


Anyone know anything about these or ones similar? I thought it sounded good cause everything seemed easy. Not sure how I feel about taking math classes again though. My brain is pretty much atrophied by now from nonuse. EW! Composition? I didn't even see that until I posted it just now. I loathe papers like I loathe Emily's breath. Darn. Feedback anyone?

December 6th, 2005

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Tomorrow is wisdom teeth day. So scared. Pain = bad. Oooh Lordy. I need to change my pants now.

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Thirteen...


A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole.

He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye.

As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen ..."

December 1st, 2005

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Your Personality Profile



You are pure, moral, and adaptable.

You tend to blend into your surroundings.

Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.



You believe that you live a virtuous life...

And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.

As a result, people tend to crave your approval.



Wow. You pick a picture and it tells you about yourself. This is absolutely true. Hotness.

October 3rd, 2005

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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight. The third night, sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He wakes to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies, and fades into the mists.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads. Abe thinks for a second, smiles, and says "Go see a play."

OH SNAP!

October 2nd, 2005

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Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

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Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ... $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

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Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

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Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Got Out In The World.
A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the tape.

When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right."

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

If he or she says that you are too good for him -- believe it.

I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

Never pass up an opportunity to pee. *** HA HA. I love this one. So true.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

Living well really is the best revenge.

Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just proves that the other person was right about you.

Be really nice to your friends because you never know when you are going to need them to empty your bed pan and hold your hand.

And finally... Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
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